Maggot

if someone wants to kill themselves and the only thing you have to say to them is that suicide is selfish then you’re an asshole sorry

fishingboatproceeds:

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davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

ur cute n beautiful

you never have to go to college

ur parents dont judge u

ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you

whats a gender

u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish